Anyway, here's the piece:

In case you have the eyesight of a diabetic bat, this tie is littered with pictures of golden hearts, folded hands, Crosses, Bibles, and music notes. I'm not really sure what the music notes have to do necessarily with the rest of the items, but oh well.
Hey...this gives me an idea! Hearts, Hands, Crosses, Bibles, Music Notes!

Providence Charms! The Christian Cereal! As Christians, we all know that there's no such thing as luck. Now, you can send that message to the world with your breakfast! Providence Charms, part of a well-balanced breakfast. This commercial interruption brought to you by Kitschy Wishes!
If only I had the photoshop skills of Diesel, of Mattress Police fame, this fake ad would have looked ten times better.
I always start my day off right, with a hearty bowl of Humor-Blogs.com!
