Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Homeschoolers Get Such a Bad Rap...

...and here's why:

No, go ahead and look. Your eyes are working right. Those are Armor of God pajamas from Armor of God PJs.com. I know it's scary, but take a good long look, and just let the horror of it fill you up. Maybe then it will become clear to you why the world thinks we're all a bunch of $&#@!%$ lunatics!

I know we just had a post about the Armor of God, but my brother brought this to my attention and I could not let it be, I was so disgusted.

Is it just me, or does that boy have the look of a rabid dog about him?

Apparently, some wonderfully creative, terrifyingly insane mother came up with this while reading Ephesians 6 to her children every night before they went to bed. They actually pretended they were putting on actual armor. Those kids look at least ten years old. I think if you're ten years old, you're a little too old to make believe that you're putting on God's armor.

It turns out a lot of people on the web have seen this. One of my favorite comments so far is:

"How do you sleep with a helmet on???"

And, you know what? That's a damn good question.


Joel Bezaire said...

Those are so bad, the tooth fairy refuses to leave money for any kid who is wearing them.

On the other hand, they do scare away any monsters that are in the kids' closets.

SpookyRach said...

I'm betting the girl's version comes with a chastity belt.