Imagine sending your child to school on their first day with this. They're walking around all proud of their faith, thinking that they're going to change their whole school. Then, imagine how deceived they feel when at lunch, they open this box, and find:
Not cool, mom...not cool. This is a decidedly un-blessed lunch. If they were really blessed, they would have opened the box to find Lunchables, not PB&J.