Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Crappy Christmas Gift Contest!

Due to the lackluster (read: complete lack of) response to the original Christmas contest, we have amended and extended and come up with a new contest, now with less legwork!
It's the Kinda Kitschy Crappy Christmas Gift Contest!

Yay, for nearly perfect alliteration. I couldn't find a synonym for gift that started with a "K" sound.

All you have to do is send in a photo of the crummiest, crappiest Christmas gift you recieve this year, with an explanation of what makes it so crummy. Then, after the New Year, we'll put up a poll to decide whose is really the crappiest.

First place will get a super neat-o prize. Runners-up will each get complimentary hugs. Isn't that simple?

So have those cameras ready on Christmas day! I will update the contest daily to present people's crappy gifts as I receive them.

6 comments:

Troy Van Dellen said...

One year my mom got me a bible picture book, It was awesome! I didnt know Jesus was that buff! All my roomates wanted to borrow it but I was like get your own bible stupid.

Miss Kitty said...

I will keep my eye out for bad Christmas gifts. We're not giving many gifts this year, but I'll look about.

Can I snap a photo of it if I see a bad Christmas gift idea in a store?

Gregory said...

The contest is really only for recieved gifts. It'd be too much of an advantage if you could just go out to a store and find one.

Troy...uh, how old were you when you recieved that picture book?

The Ironic Catholic said...

My kid got one. I'll take a picture and send it asap.

Tania said...

The main part of any Christmas gift is your love!

Zebulon said...

How about a green plastic crappy frog foot massager.....
I do not even think that I can get rid of that through any decent garage sale...
It is not even worth the money spent to put the two required D batteries.

I will trade for a fruit cake: any taker