Showing posts with label beach. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beach. Show all posts

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Son in the Sun

As Christians, we should make it our mission to take the gospel to new places everyday. That being said, many thanks to Rainbows and Promises, an online Christian gift store, for giving us a new mission field! The pool and/or beach! So, really, we have two new mission fields!

Yep! That's a towel colored with the plan of salvation! Whoo-hoo! Now hit those beaches and make all those sinners cover up their naughty bits!

Cover up those man-eaters, young lady!

Trying to catch yourself a man?
No ding-ding vizout a vedding wing!


Shame on you, young man, accentuating your giblets like that!

So come June, when you're gearing up for summer fun in the summer sun, take Jesus to the beach! It just might save your purity!