30-Day Risk Free Trial!

It's a short post for today. Miss Kitty from Educated and Poor and the Ironic Catholic have been sending me some good stuff, but I saw this on a car today, and I could not resist.

Wouldn't that be great if salvation had a free trial period?

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Now for a limited time only, take advantage of our thirty day in-home trial! You pay only shipping and handling fees. Experience the joys and security of salvation through Jesus Christ with no commitment, no obligations, no pressure! If at the end of your trial period you're not completely satisfied, simply send Him back! And don't worry, the devil will always take you back.


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To the makers of this bumper sticker, who obviously don't believe in eternal security, I have only one thing to say, courtesy of our friend Lex Luthor.

(Warning: If you have not seen Superman Returns, you will not understand this.)

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Son in the Sun

As Christians, we should make it our mission to take the gospel to new places everyday. That being said, many thanks to Rainbows and Promises, an online Christian gift store, for giving us a new mission field! The pool and/or beach! So, really, we have two new mission fields!

Yep! That's a towel colored with the plan of salvation! Whoo-hoo! Now hit those beaches and make all those sinners cover up their naughty bits!

Cover up those man-eaters, young lady!

Trying to catch yourself a man?
No ding-ding vizout a vedding wing!

Shame on you, young man, accentuating your giblets like that!

So come June, when you're gearing up for summer fun in the summer sun, take Jesus to the beach! It just might save your purity!