Remember kids, don't pray when you're in your basement or going through a tunnel...
...because Jesus can only hear you with full reception, and you wouldn't want to get disconnected, would you?
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
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This goes with the crummy church signs I always get submitted:
"God has anytime minutes"
and
"The most reliable wireless connection is with God"
...or variations of those.
I keep thijnking about Jesus' instructions: "When you pray, go into your closet and shut the door." How's the reception in there?
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