Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Can You Hear Me Now?

Remember kids, don't pray when you're in your basement or going through a tunnel...

...because Jesus can only hear you with full reception, and you wouldn't want to get disconnected, would you?


Joel Bezaire said...

This goes with the crummy church signs I always get submitted:

"God has anytime minutes"


"The most reliable wireless connection is with God"

...or variations of those.

Allen said...

I keep thijnking about Jesus' instructions: "When you pray, go into your closet and shut the door." How's the reception in there?