What can I say? It's a Last Supper tablecloth.
Dad: I say to thee, he who dippeth his crust in the garlic sauce with me, hath betrayed me.
Mikey: Surely, not I, father.
Dad: Yes, thou hath wrecked the car.
*By the way, this image was sent in by someone calling themself "Aloe". If you read this, Aloe, thanks for the pic.