Sunday, November 12, 2006

Like A Sponge

That's right, soak Him up. Soak Him all up...'til He's gone.

Oh, and apparently Jesus was crucified at the beach. I guess He wasn't just paying the price for your sin! He was soaking up the rays and checkin' out the waves!

8 comments:

The Drive-by Blogger said...

Someone probably thought they'd sell thousands of these to college kids during spring break...I wonder how that worked out for them?

Gregory said...

Swimmingly, I'm sure.

Miss Kitty said...

So the Roman soldiers offerednot vinegar to Jesus on the cross, but Hawaiian Tropic Super-Dark Tan Oil?

Gregory said...

Or maybe a Pina Colada?

Diesel said...

Now you've got me picturing Jesus on the beach with his loincloth being tugged down by a small dog. Thanks for that.

Allen said...

Ashton Kutcher, evangelist.

Joel Bezaire said...

Nothing like quoting the famous evangelist Sherly Crow for your Christian Kitsch.

Jesus crucified at the beach...hmmmm....was it the beach of the Dead Sea?

Diesel said...

Gregory - Not to bring you down, but do you realize that the tattoos (I'm assuming they're tattoos) in the small version of your profile pic look like recently sown stitches? It kind of freaked me out.