That's right, soak Him up. Soak Him all up...'til He's gone.
Oh, and apparently Jesus was crucified at the beach. I guess He wasn't just paying the price for your sin! He was soaking up the rays and checkin' out the waves!
Gregory - Not to bring you down, but do you realize that the tattoos (I'm assuming they're tattoos) in the small version of your profile pic look like recently sown stitches? It kind of freaked me out.
A derogatory term used to describe works created specifically in order to pander to public demand. In this case, Christian demand for cutesy knick-knacks and other pseudo-spiritual items. I feel like the word 'kitschy' could describe a lot of the contemporary Christian church. We're converting the world, one t-shirt at a time.
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Someone probably thought they'd sell thousands of these to college kids during spring break...I wonder how that worked out for them?
Swimmingly, I'm sure.
So the Roman soldiers offerednot vinegar to Jesus on the cross, but Hawaiian Tropic Super-Dark Tan Oil?
Or maybe a Pina Colada?
Now you've got me picturing Jesus on the beach with his loincloth being tugged down by a small dog. Thanks for that.
Ashton Kutcher, evangelist.
Nothing like quoting the famous evangelist Sherly Crow for your Christian Kitsch.
Jesus crucified at the beach...hmmmm....was it the beach of the Dead Sea?
Gregory - Not to bring you down, but do you realize that the tattoos (I'm assuming they're tattoos) in the small version of your profile pic look like recently sown stitches? It kind of freaked me out.
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