Monday, November 06, 2006

Structure, Stickers, and Sloth

In order to add some much needed structure and discipline, and, of course, to make my job easier, I've decided to designate a couple days of the week to be devoted to specific kinds of kitsch. For example, henceforth, Monday shall be called: Bumper Sticker Day!

One day is going to be t-shirt day, but I haven't decided which yet. Oh, and Christmas is coming. If you have any ideas for a Kinda Kitschy event, leave me a comment. Maybe I'll use it! Or maybe I won't, if it stinks. Don't worry, I won't tell you if it does.

Anyway, here's today's entry:


And, 1 sticker + 1 crappy slogan = 2 kitschy to be taken seriously

Oh, and sorry for not posting for so long. I had to go to a wedding in Wisconsin and see a lot of old, dear, faithful (to myself and God) friends. Remember, Lion-O says:

Don't begrudge a blogger a vacation!

13 comments:

Allen said...

It's better than "sanc2fication" or "3demption" I guess. What is the mathematical equivalent of acceptance, repentance, etc.? And do you multiply that by the 1/3 day, for the resurrection?

Kitschy Slogan + deficient theology = nice entry!
Have a nice cold Kitschenbrau (or whatever you decided to call that.)

Joel Bezaire said...

3 nails + 1 savior + 1 empty tomb + 2 natures of Christ + 3 parts of Godhead + etc....


That's too much math for a bumper sticker.

Diesel said...

Don't forget to multiply by the square root of Jesse and add the remainder of Israel.

Allen said...

Joel Bezaire said...
That's too much math for a bumper sticker.


Maybe we could put it on a kitschy t-shirt instead?

The Ironic Catholic said...

It does remind me of the things we wrote in middle school yearbooks:

2 Young
2 Go
------
4 boys!!!!

etc.

That isn't a GOOD memory.

Carolina Cannonball said...

ack! Ironic...

remember this one

2 lovers
2 gehter
_________

4 ever

Carolina Cannonball said...

naturally it must be T-Shirt Tuesday.

Gregory said...

T-Shirt Tuesday is a great idea, but I'd have to change Bumper Sticker Monday, because naturally I can't have two themed days right in a row.

Miss Kitty said...

I will keep my eye out for corny, kitschy Christian stickers. (Oooh, at the alliteration!) There are multitudes of them around here, and I am armed with a camera phone.

Joel Bezaire said...

And trust me, Gregory, Miss Kitty is not afraid to use said camera phone. CCS woulda folded ages ago if it wasn't for her.....

Gregory said...

I actually don't have a camera phone. I need to get one so I can snap shots of kitsch in stores, and stickers on cars, and stop pulling stuff off the net.

Miss Kitty said...

I originally got a camera phone to take pix of misspelled/poorly worded signs to show to my students. But the camera phone's been useful for SO many more things...such as pix of crummy church signs.

Thanks for the compliment, Joel. :-)

KP said...

Oh, yeah! Thundercats! Now, those were the days when they knew how to make cartoons!