One day is going to be t-shirt day, but I haven't decided which yet. Oh, and Christmas is coming. If you have any ideas for a Kinda Kitschy event, leave me a comment. Maybe I'll use it! Or maybe I won't, if it stinks. Don't worry, I won't tell you if it does.
Anyway, here's today's entry:
And, 1 sticker + 1 crappy slogan = 2 kitschy to be taken seriously
Oh, and sorry for not posting for so long. I had to go to a wedding in Wisconsin and see a lot of old, dear, faithful (to myself and God) friends. Remember, Lion-O says:
Don't begrudge a blogger a vacation!
13 comments:
It's better than "sanc2fication" or "3demption" I guess. What is the mathematical equivalent of acceptance, repentance, etc.? And do you multiply that by the 1/3 day, for the resurrection?
Kitschy Slogan + deficient theology = nice entry!
Have a nice cold Kitschenbrau (or whatever you decided to call that.)
3 nails + 1 savior + 1 empty tomb + 2 natures of Christ + 3 parts of Godhead + etc....
That's too much math for a bumper sticker.
Don't forget to multiply by the square root of Jesse and add the remainder of Israel.
Joel Bezaire said...
That's too much math for a bumper sticker.
Maybe we could put it on a kitschy t-shirt instead?
It does remind me of the things we wrote in middle school yearbooks:
2 Young
2 Go
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4 boys!!!!
etc.
That isn't a GOOD memory.
ack! Ironic...
remember this one
2 lovers
2 gehter
_________
4 ever
naturally it must be T-Shirt Tuesday.
T-Shirt Tuesday is a great idea, but I'd have to change Bumper Sticker Monday, because naturally I can't have two themed days right in a row.
I will keep my eye out for corny, kitschy Christian stickers. (Oooh, at the alliteration!) There are multitudes of them around here, and I am armed with a camera phone.
And trust me, Gregory, Miss Kitty is not afraid to use said camera phone. CCS woulda folded ages ago if it wasn't for her.....
I actually don't have a camera phone. I need to get one so I can snap shots of kitsch in stores, and stickers on cars, and stop pulling stuff off the net.
I originally got a camera phone to take pix of misspelled/poorly worded signs to show to my students. But the camera phone's been useful for SO many more things...such as pix of crummy church signs.
Thanks for the compliment, Joel. :-)
Oh, yeah! Thundercats! Now, those were the days when they knew how to make cartoons!
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