Thursday, December 07, 2006

Son in the Sun

As Christians, we should make it our mission to take the gospel to new places everyday. That being said, many thanks to Rainbows and Promises, an online Christian gift store, for giving us a new mission field! The pool and/or beach! So, really, we have two new mission fields!

Yep! That's a towel colored with the plan of salvation! Whoo-hoo! Now hit those beaches and make all those sinners cover up their naughty bits!

Cover up those man-eaters, young lady!

Trying to catch yourself a man?
No ding-ding vizout a vedding wing!

Shame on you, young man, accentuating your giblets like that!

So come June, when you're gearing up for summer fun in the summer sun, take Jesus to the beach! It just might save your purity!


Miss Kitty said...

At first I thought it was some kind of Christian chakra guide. That's what the colors remind me of--not a rainbow.

Allen said...

It's the Divine Judgement Alert color system!

k-o-m-a-l said...

well that;s an art ..!! art of spoiling things , some people are just experts :-j

that would make an awesome gift for christmas !! :|

Diesel said...

Maybe the thinking is that you take this towel with you wherever you go, like in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Don't get caught without your towel, or you might forget step 3 in the plan of salvation!

Gregory said...

I'm not sure if Komal is talking about me or the towel...?

Allen said...

You can also use your towel as an aid in converting the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!
Big Doug Adams fan. Sorry.