Teed Off

As if we weren't working hard enough to perpetuate the idea that all Christians are snooty, middle class, white people, now we have the recreational materials to prove it. Perfect for the Godly golfer sharing the green with those heathens:

In an attempt to be even more petty and commercialized, Christians are now Scripturalizing the most trivial of objects. I guess they're hoping that some lost golf ball will find its way into the hands of an unsuspecting golfer looking for his ball, who will see this...

...and then do this:

...without so much as a second thought.

Yeah, so much for that evangelistic breakthrough.

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