Thursday, February 22, 2007

Teed Off

As if we weren't working hard enough to perpetuate the idea that all Christians are snooty, middle class, white people, now we have the recreational materials to prove it. Perfect for the Godly golfer sharing the green with those heathens:

In an attempt to be even more petty and commercialized, Christians are now Scripturalizing the most trivial of objects. I guess they're hoping that some lost golf ball will find its way into the hands of an unsuspecting golfer looking for his ball, who will see this...

...and then do this:

...without so much as a second thought.

Yeah, so much for that evangelistic breakthrough.

After being caught in an interstellar storm of gamma rays, this post acquired the power to make people laugh at near supersonic levels, and was quickly recruited for the international superhero league, Humor-Blogs.com!

11 comments:

St Jude said...

Oh wonderful, you too could hit a hole in one, you just need a set of God's balls...

Miss Kitty said...

St. Jude, that sounded...naughty.

This is a joke, right? Right? It HAS to be.

The Ironic Catholic said...

You know, this would make more sense if the balls were marked with the seven deadly sins or something.

Gluttony! WHACK!
Sloth! WHACK!
etc.

It would still be kitsch tho.

Diesel said...

This post took some balls.

Is this for real? Please tell me that it's a joke. Even if it's not, tell me it is.

Gregory said...

Uh...yeah. Sure, yup. It's all one big, fat, kitschy joke.

Allen said...

Yup. I always take a few of these with me to the driving range, so they get mixed into the buckets. 5 employees at the range and 2 other golfers have found Christ because of them--and all without me having to say a word!
I like to call 'em Gosp-balls!

Um... not true. It's only 4 employees.

Miss Kitty said...

So this is for real, then? Egads.

Diesel said...

Happy Inappropriate Card Day!

Miss Kitty said...

I can't wait for midterms to be over. I miss my daily dose of kitsch.

Hope all's well with you, Greg. :-)

Mile High Pixie said...

For God so loved the world that he gave His children a mulligan in that sand trap on the 12th hole...

Nicklaus 3:16

bethany said...

reminds me of scripture tea (a good future post)
http://www.scripturetea.com/