Thanks to Miss Kitty for this one.
Go ahead. No, it's okay. Just tell yourself that it's because they love Jesus. In fact, maybe we should get you a bumper sticker that says "Honk and flip me off, if you love Jesus!" just to complete the illusion.
Of course, this one is just as bad:
And most versions end with "...any idiot can honk!"
Yes, that's right. If you love Jesus, you must tithe.
John 21:17- The third time He said to him, "Simon, son of John, do you love me?" Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, "Do you love me?" He said, "Lord, You know all things. You know that I love You." Jesus said, "Then tithe, you fool! Any idiot can honk!"
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