Sunday, February 11, 2007

Not Just A River In Egypt

Thanks to Miss Kitty for this one.

Go ahead. No, it's okay. Just tell yourself that it's because they love Jesus. In fact, maybe we should get you a bumper sticker that says "Honk and flip me off, if you love Jesus!" just to complete the illusion.

Of course, this one is just as bad:

And most versions end with "...any idiot can honk!"

Yes, that's right. If you love Jesus, you must tithe.

John 21:17- The third time He said to him, "Simon, son of John, do you love me?" Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, "Do you love me?" He said, "Lord, You know all things. You know that I love You." Jesus said, "Then tithe, you fool! Any idiot can honk!"

Listed on


Miss Kitty said...

That second one's not really a bumper sticker, is it?

A friend of mine waits tables at a restaurant here in Small Town, where the after-church crowd is often the biggest (and most ornery) crowd of the week. My friend waited on a party of 15 one Sunday--can you say "automatic gratuity?"--and when she presented the fresh-from-worshipping-the-Lord ringleader the bill, he grimaced and asked her snottily, "I only give God 10%. Why should I have to give you 15%?"

Gregory said...


That's the kind of guy who leaves a tract as a tip.

I can't stand those people.

Diesel said...

"Because God won't spit in your food next time."

Congrats, Gregory, you're the featured blogger on!

Gregory said...

You like me! You really like me!

Or...maybe you just hate kitsch as much as I do.

Anyway, I'm glad to be running with

The site's looking real nice there, too, Diesel!

Claire said...

Very funny post. You definitely belong on the humor blog.