Not Just A River In Egypt

Thanks to Miss Kitty for this one.


Go ahead. No, it's okay. Just tell yourself that it's because they love Jesus. In fact, maybe we should get you a bumper sticker that says "Honk and flip me off, if you love Jesus!" just to complete the illusion.

Of course, this one is just as bad:


And most versions end with "...any idiot can honk!"

Yes, that's right. If you love Jesus, you must tithe.

John 21:17- The third time He said to him, "Simon, son of John, do you love me?" Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, "Do you love me?" He said, "Lord, You know all things. You know that I love You." Jesus said, "Then tithe, you fool! Any idiot can honk!"

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30-Day Risk Free Trial!

It's a short post for today. Miss Kitty from Educated and Poor and the Ironic Catholic have been sending me some good stuff, but I saw this on a car today, and I could not resist.

Wouldn't that be great if salvation had a free trial period?

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Now for a limited time only, take advantage of our thirty day in-home trial! You pay only shipping and handling fees. Experience the joys and security of salvation through Jesus Christ with no commitment, no obligations, no pressure! If at the end of your trial period you're not completely satisfied, simply send Him back! And don't worry, the devil will always take you back.


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To the makers of this bumper sticker, who obviously don't believe in eternal security, I have only one thing to say, courtesy of our friend Lex Luthor.

(Warning: If you have not seen Superman Returns, you will not understand this.)

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Mint Condition

Actually, I have got Jesus. I found him in a quarter-piece box at a garage sale down the street.

I also have all twelve Apostles, and the Golgotha Action Playset.