So after all this time of tracking down kitsch, I'm starting to think that there could be an entire blog devoted entirely to incarnations of the Armor of God. Take a look at this piece I found.
A charm bracelets with miniature pieces of armor? I think this is a prototype for an entire line of jewelry products. Phase 2 involves rings for each of Israel's twelve tribes, matching "Spirit & Truth" earrings, and a companion to the above product featuring the ten plagues of Egypt.
Honestly, though, when I saw this, I hurt my brain trying to think of something more lame.
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