A charm bracelets with miniature pieces of armor? I think this is a prototype for an entire line of jewelry products. Phase 2 involves rings for each of Israel's twelve tribes, matching "Spirit & Truth" earrings, and a companion to the above product featuring the ten plagues of Egypt.Honestly, though, when I saw this, I hurt my brain trying to think of something more lame.
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If I happened to see anyone wearing this bracelet, I'd probably think they were into medieval duel reenactments...not, "Oh, my! That person's a Christian!"
pictured from left to right: the thimble of truth; corset of righteousness; the silver-plated beaver of eagerness to proclaim the Gospel of Peace; the Black Knight's helmet to extinguish all fiery darts and declare them merely flesh wounds; the other helmet of salvation and cheering for the Trojans; and the sword for the spirits, with which you may extract corks from bottles thereof.
I was going to try to say something clever, and then I read:
the silver-plated beaver of eagerness to proclaim the Gospel of Peace
and pretty much lost it. I'll be back when I get up off the floor.
Gregory, nice work.
Allen, that was SOLID.
I think the 7 churches in Revelation could use their own charm bracelet too.
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