Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Merchandise Mondays: Eight Miles High

This was supposed to be yesterday's post, but the only thing I had time for at the computer was homework. I'll try and continue to do Christian kitsch posts on Mondays. I found this little gem while trolling a Christian bookstore's website:

I took a few minutes to browse the selected portions, including the table contents. I found what looked to be a few pearls of wisdom.

Selected Table of Contents*

Hoo! (Establishing a Firm Identity in Christ)

Cheep! (Honoring God With Your Finances)

Tootwoo! (Why It Really Is A Sin To Kill A Mockingbird)

Terwit Terwoo! (?????????)

*this is totally made up

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The Ironic Catholic said...

Christ our teacher. Or birds. Interchangable, I guess.


Matthew W. Johnson said...

I tried to read it, but I don't speak Terwit Terwoo, maybe when they come out with the sub-titled version.

Allen's Brain said...

Yech! I used to respect Stott! I guess this is John R.W. Stott?

BRWombat said...

I'm hoping there's a sequel. Perhaps about bunnies. I like bunnies.