I love Jesus Christ, but excuse me if I don't feel like having the living shite scared out of me every time I turn on the light.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Behold!
The Lamp of God, that takes away the dimly lit rooms of the world!
I love Jesus Christ, but excuse me if I don't feel like having the living shite scared out of me every time I turn on the light.
I love Jesus Christ, but excuse me if I don't feel like having the living shite scared out of me every time I turn on the light.
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Gah!
He's on fire for God...I guess.
Can you imagine sneaking into someone's bedroom at night with this lamp on an extension cord and a tape player? You could turn on the lamp just as the tape starts to play "WAKE UP, BOB! THE RAPTURE HAS STARTED AND YOU'RE LATE!"
LOL!
I thought the Rapture was happening once.
I was doing laundry and started to hear this loud tone. At first I thought it was the Trump of the Lord.
Then I realized it was just the monthly test of the tornado siren
"The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness shall not overcome it."
...till the bulb burns out.
Did you notice there's a silhouette of the virgin Mary wearing a head scarf in Jesus's forehead? You should buy this exact one and sell it on eBay. If a grilled cheese sandwich with a burn mark that looked like Mary could fetch $30,000, imagine what a big Jesus light could fetch!
;)
(yes, I've been hit by the smiley inflation epidemic, that one was specifically for you Diesel)
I used that Virgin Mary grilled cheese sammich as my IM icon for a while. And I'm not even Catholic!
These comments are killing me! LOL!
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